February 2009
1 post
December 2008
3 posts
Brad doesn’t believe you can upload directly to ReservoirDogs
November 2008
16 posts
Morris to be imMOtalized in 09
World-famous ‘Natural History Artist’ agreed to do an anatomical commission of Morris. He works at the Zoo. Weirdly, he’s also British but lives in Park Slope.
http://www.naturalhistoryartist.com/biog.htm
WatchSHIBA INU LIVE PUPPY CAM!!! Holy Lord! the miracles of modern technology!
Morris on Hotels: SoHoMo Grand & Hotel MEUrice
Morris checked in to the SoHo(Mo) Grand Hotel in New York City with his favorite british Aunt Margaret and ordered up some cigars and hookers made Aunt Marge play ball with him for 3 hours.
Morris is gonna be pissed when he knows we stayed at the Hotel MEUrice in Paris.
Bad Night For The Republicans
October 2008
36 posts
Watch“he tried to sell his blood but it’s tainted with heroin! macgruber!!!”
tito: the return
i’m back everyone! our internet has been busted all weekend. actually no, the router is broken, and my mom is dumb. she takes technology for granted and forgot that she could just plug the computer into the internet directly. screw wireless routers mang! i’m old school. i remember the days before internet and running water and roofs over my head and stuff. i tried to tell her by...
Calling All Bloggers named Tito
Where are you Tito? I miss you. Love Momo.
Griffs for Change! →
While cruising Dogster for nubile smooth griffs to ‘friend’, Mo came accross his pup-pal Mackie’s awesome new profile picture.
Things that suck - Presidential Mavericks from...
You know what sux? Finding out that your dream of becoming the first domestic pet to run for presidential office has already been fulfilled by a cat who has the same name as you. WTF!!#%@
One can only imagine this is what Senator MO.Cain must be feeling like. Dreaming of running on a revolutionary ‘Maverick’ ticket, only to find his opponent’s is already beat him to it.
Celebrity Rehab Season 2
Morris just finished up watching the first episode of one of his most favorite shows ever: VH1’s celebrity rehab with dr. drew (which promises to be even better/trashier/awesomer and more tragic than the first one.)
Sure to be this season’s most compelling male mess is ex-Guns n’ Roses (Guns n’ MO.ses?) drummer Steven Adler. he injects coke into his neck veins for christ...
Dogs in Drag
bitch dressed as sarah palin.
but this picture brings back Morris fond memories of his own times in drag.
Krista's sick
"apples"
Morris said “apples” once. It was crazy. He spoke in more of a whisper, but he definitely said the word. Weird.
things that suck 1
Being tied up to the office chairs when the workmen are here totally S.UUUUU.X !!!!!
Tito at work (for real)
when i'm doing important business
